…as I type, my son, The Bug, has, in an effort to not take a bath and clean his dirty little toes and fingers, laid down between the tub and the toilet. And now he can’t get up (I’m not sure why…gravity?). And being that I’m a good mom I should help, I know this, but sweet mother of God, how is “Mommy, ME. STUCK. NEXT. TO. THE TOILET! ME. NEED. SOME HELP TO GET OFF THE TOWEL…HEYYYYY!” screamed while both laughing and crying not just too funny to stop?! And yes, I get that I have a problem. Blogging about something such as one’s helpless child stuck next to a toilet is totally inappropriate but sweet Jesus, if only you were here. God, I should start taking advantage of Youtube…

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